Photos (and More Links) for Your Enjoyment

Here's some fun pictures from recently.

Thursday in Madison:


Friday @ work, the BoatHouse Staff:


Friday @ work, Bam Bam (Drew) and Pebbles (Me):


Slap the Candidate
Brains for Bush
REALLY Scary
After You

Happy Halloween

I work a lot. my wrist really hurts and I'm not sure why. this will probably be short and relatively unedited.

Bcause of the election, interesting tendancy... and I'm definitely rooting for the Pack ; )

Tome sent this to me. Worth wasting 2 minutes watching.

In closing, we're doomed.

Wait, have to add the stupidisms...

"I'm not into fighting. Rather, I'm especially not into fighting world-class kick boxers."

Laura: "I was going to go to sleep but I couldn't find an away message!"

Meg, completely unaware of where moth balls actually come from: "How big are those moths??!"

Wedding Reception Pix

My mom & dad


My mom & I (no resemblance, I know)

Saturday, Sunday, Monday

Work today was really slow. Didn't even break $7 an hour. Winter is going to suck. Thinking about hunting around for other jobs that'll make some cash I could actually make car payments with... In other news, Fall Break is over so I will be posting less often. I got back on Sunday evening. Saturday had a Color Belt Promotion at the martial arts school then went to a wedding reception south of O'Hare in some suburb of Chicago. I loved how I had 3 back-seat drivers the whole way there and only 2 people in the back seat... To which I say:At least they slept most of the way home. Now that you have my update in reverse, here's a cartoon about cats and some stupid college student quotes to send you on your way.

"If I'm an animal and I stare at you, I either want to fight you, eat you, or fuck you."

Tobin's Mom: I just don't understand why everyone thinks Paris Hilton is so attractive.
Tobin: You'd be the worst lesbian ever, mom.

Derek H.: "It's pretty sweet how at your dorm all the ugly chicks stay in their rooms with the doors closed."

Friday

Today I cleaned my room nonstop for probably 6 hours. I don't know why, I was just in that mood. It's amazing. Later tonight Sammi and I are going out, and I have to wake up tomorrow, so I thought I'd make my completely pointless post now. Yay for the new addition of the Dumb Quote Picture Header.

Since I don't have anything to say about my day, you'll get more quotes today...

"There are two things one needs in this life: booze and boobs. However, both can be quite hard to obtain, unless you're a girl, in which case they're both practically given to you."

"People don't die from being drunk. They die from sucking at being drunk."
-Robert, after reading an alcohol poisoning poster

Police officer: We busted this party because of a noise complaint.
Jerrad: Well what if I was in the front lawn ground-bonging beers and not making any noise?
Police officer: Well I couldn't do anything because you are 21 and weren't making any noise.
Jerrad: Someone get the fucking beer bong NOW!!!

Steve: So did I ask you guys the one about if you would do it with a guy once if you could have Britney Spears for the rest of your life?
Joe: Dude that's sick.
Nick: I don't know Matt Damon's kind of...
Joe: Alright this game's over.

Some lyrics

If you're reading this, it's not for you... My Boo - Usher & Alicia Keys There’s always that one person that will always have your heart You never see it coming cause you’re blinded from the start Know that you’re that one for me it’s clear for everyone to see Ooh baby, you will always be my boo I don’t know about y’all but I know about us and It’s the only way we know how to rock I don’t know about y’all but I know about us and It’s the only way we know how to rock Do you remember girl I was the one that gave you your first kiss Cause I remember girl I was the one who said put your lips like this Even before all the fame and people screamin your name Girl I was there and you were my baby It started when we were younger you were mine, my boo Now another brother's taken over but it’s still in you’re eyes, my boo Even though we use to argue it’s all right, my boo I know we haven’t seen each other in a while But you will always be my boo I was in love with you when we were younger you were mine, my boo When I see you from time to time I still feel like, my boo, that's my baby You can see it no matter how I try to hide, my boo, i can't hide it And even though there’s another man who’s in my life You will always be my boo Yes I remember boy cause after we kissed I can only think about you’re lips Yes I remember boy the moment I knew You were the one I could spend my life with Even before all the fame and people screamin your name I was there and you were my baby It started when we were younger you were mine, my boo, you were mine Now another brother's taken over but it’s still in you’re eyes, my boo, yes it is Even though we use to argue it’s all right, my boo, it's alright, it's ok I know we haven’t seen each other in a while But you will always be my boo I was in love with you when we were younger you were mine (you were my boo) (my boo) When I see you from time to time I still feel like (my boo) You can see it no matter how I try to hide (my boo)(it's all right now, it's ok) And even though there’s another man who’s in my life (what we have is in each other) You will always be my boo My oh my oh my oh my oh my boo My oh my oh my oh my oh my boo (It started when we were younger you were mine, you were mine, my boo Now another brother's taken over but it’s still in you’re eyes, my boo, you and i Even though we use to argue it’s all right, my boo, it's all right, it's ok I know we haven’t seen each other in a while But you will always be my boo I don’t know about y’all but I know about us and It’s the only way we know how to rock I don’t know about y’all but I know about us and

This one's from Zach MMMBop - Hanson You have so many relationships in this life Only one or two will last You're go through all the pain and strife Then you turn your back and they're gone so fast And they're gone so fast Oh so hold on the ones who really care In the end they'll be the only ones there When you get old and start losing your hair Can you tell me who will still care Can you tell me who will still care, oh care Mmmbop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, ba duba dop Ba du Mmmbop, ba duba dop Ba du bop, Ba du dop Ba du bop, Ba du dop Ba du Plant a seed, plant a flower, plant a rose You can plant any one of those Keep planting to find out which one grows It's a secret no one knows It's a secret no one knows In an mmmbop they're gone. In an mmmbop they're gone. In an mmmbop they're not there. In an mmmbop they're gone. In an mmmbop they're not there. In an mmmbop they're gone. In an mmmbop they're not there. In an mmmbop they're gone. In an mmmbop they're not there. Until you lose your hair. But you don't care. So hold on the ones who really care In the end they'll be the only ones there When you get old and start losing your hair Can you tell me who will still care Can you tell me who will still care, oh care Can you tell me? No You can't 'cause you don't know. You say you can but you don't know. Can you tell me which flower's going to grow? Can you tell me if it's going to be a daisy or a rose? Can you tell me which flower's going to grow? Can you tell me? You say you can but you don't know. Don't know

Dumb College Student Quotes of the Day:

"Fine! If I can't kiss you then I will just headbutt you."

"Dude, I wish there was a button I could push that would make hot, drunk chicks fall from the sky."

Wednesday

So I've noticed that the less I have to do, the smaller the percentage of it I get done. When I'm at school, I have any number of assignments to juggle, along with my overtime-part time job, and running martial arts club. Somehow there are enough hours in the day to still get a decent-to-good night's sleep every night. Now I have no scheduled time to wake up, no scheduled work shifts, very few scheduled appointments, and I had 2 homework-related goals for all of break. I've managed to work on none of my school work, I've been late to every appointment so far, and I'm still somehow tired all day. What's going on?

Today, as you might have guessed, was pretty uneventful. I took Sammi to the doctor cuz she stayed home yesterday, today, and will be staying home tomorrow from school cuz she's not feeling well. (In case you were wondering, we were late to her appointment too.) We stopped at Wal-Mart on the way home, and stopped at SubWay for dinner. I helped out at the karate school for the last 2 classes, came home, and watched a movie. I took a shower washing every body part with actual soap; including all my major crevices; including in between my toes and in my belly button, which I never did before, but sort of enjoyed. I washed my hair with adult formula shampoo and used cream rinse for that just-washed shine. I could seem to find my toothbrush, which I used to brush my teeth. I removed my contact lenses, first the right, then the left, as I do every night. Now I'm writing this blog. And if you can tell me where that quote comes from, you win a high five.

I have nothing else to say, because I am forbidden from saying anything else that happened today. Wait, am I allowed to say that?! =-o

And the dumb college student quotes of the evening:

"Boobs are like lighthouses, they're a pain to maintain but they're a damn good thing to have around."
(just for the approaching election...)

Simonne: Have you ever noticed that Ivy League schools never submit random quotes to the site?
Alex: Well don't worry they're not any smarter than us. Look at Bush. He went Ivy League and he farts out stupid shit all the time.
Andrea: Why are we talking about W's bowel movements?
Olia: W isn't a vowel. It's a consonant right?

Three for Three

I've been posting every day out of sheer boredom, so hopefully you're keeping up with my uneventful life. Aaron made me aware of this website tonight. It's full of stupid things college students (and sometimes professors) say. For your sake, I have signed up for the daily e-mail and will post a good one daily. Well, whenever I post, if I remember, I'll add one to the end, and that's the best you're going to get, so deal.

I went out to eat with my family today to Red Losbter. That was amazing. I love Red Lobster.

Sometimes (okay, semi-frequently) when I'm bored online I'll use that thing on the top of the blog to find someone else's random blog, and I found this one last night. Whoever it is seems pretty funny from the 2 posts I've read. There's one to keep an eye on.

Tom sent me this movie of guys playing the piano with their, um, *cough*, male parts. Don't worry (or don't get too excited), there's no actual nudity, but it's interesting all the same.

In my boredom I also found a way to add a chat function type thing to my blog. I'm adding a poll to the right-hand side of the page, so please vote on that.

That's all for now. I recorded the premier of "The Biggest Loser" on replay TV (like TiVo) so I'm going to go watch that. I'm sure I'll have more to babble about tomorrow.

As promised, the dumb college quotes (with help from Aaron):

"The more I go to college in hopes of making an honest life, and work hard to get somewhere respectful... the more I want to sell drugs...and prostitute myself."

Jim: Is it wrong to date a 16 year old?
Brad: No it's not wrong, just illegal.
Jim: It's only illegal if it all goes well.

Lapse in Judgement

Who let me date this??




*shudder*

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On a semi-unrelated note, there are links to new blogs on the side of mine now. I doubt these people know they're there, so I think it'd be entertaining if people they didn't know read their blogs and left comments. That's where you come in...

Links

Freecycle: Get free stuff and give away stuff you don't use anymore. Tons of hubs across the country; seems to be mostly broken down by county.
Purity Tests: A bunch of those stupid little purity tests. More than the typical selection. Check it out if you're bored.
ROOMMATES: A QT movie. Good for a laugh.
Search: Use this next time you want to search for something using Google.
John Kerry: NOT Kerry's official page, but a page of pictures of him with a few amusing captions. Again, great time waster...

George Bush: Anti-Bush filmstrip. don't watch it if you don't like anti-Bush shit. it's that simple...
Dubya Again: Liknesses to a chimp...

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I leave you with these:

Some new stuff...

Scheduled 6 days this week, so I have today to post on here.

Aaron sent these pages, so I thought I'd post them in the ol blog.

• Tard-Blog
  
• Slow Children at Play
  

I'm loving Seasons coffee house. Great Chi Tea. Yum.

Some games to keep you busy:

• Clear-a-Hill: some snowboarding game
  
• Yetti Body Passing: a new twist on Aaron's last favorite game
  

That's all I got tonight. Alex is a piece of shit. Goodnight.

It's Been a While

So I've been working so much lately I've been unable to update, but here I am for your reading enjoyment (or curiosity or possibly both).

I made overtime last week, which is nice, but HELLO?! PART-time job?! Though I can't complain about being able to make deposits in the bank. Holla. Ironically, working so much has actually made me better manage my time. I've come to realize that since I work so often, if I don't use every bit of free time to be accomplishing assignments that I won't have time later to finish them. Unless I want to comprimise sleep, but then I have to deal with illness, which is never fun (reference last year's 9+ month mono "spat").

I'd also like to wish Elise a Happy 19th Birthday, youngin. ; ) Even though it's after midnight, I haven't gone to bed yet, so it's still blogable.

I don't have much else to say, except that I'm going home on Thursday to work a banquet in East Troy (Ducks Unlimimted), and, since I don't really have class that day that I can still go to and be to East Troy on time, I'm going to go to Delavan and test drive that Silver Viggen. Makes me happy just pretending I'd ever own it. haha

I really have nothing else to say. Peace all.