Again, it's been a while. My birthday was alright, but surprisingly stressful. Lots of stuff due, had to go to class, had to do a bunch of crap. It could have been better. Oh well, there's always next year... On a side note, the facebook graced Ripon College the night of my birthday. I'm totally addicted. Wow. Just wow.
I've been working a lot this week, much to my dismay, and work again tonight and tomorrow. On the upside, tomorrow morning we're Frisbee Golfing for Leukemia with the wonderful guys of Theta Chi. I'm looking forward to it; I just hope I don't have to work too late tonight...
You know rock/paper/scissors? Well, "I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock paper/scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you, asshole."
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wow rebecca, did you make that quote up yourself? or did you steal it from me?
well whoever said it is my hero because they just put a smile on my face:D
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